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Who really owns a man? His mother or wife?

Mother:- my son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast 4 1yr,

wife:- he sucks mine now and sucked it for more then 5yr and is still sucking,

Mother:- I carried him for nine months.

Wife:- he was only 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.

Mother.:- he passed between my legs.

Wife:- Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays in-between my legs like everyday.

Plss, WHO OWNS A MAN?


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wHAT SEX CAN DO
1. It makes u religious: oh god, yes oh my
god, jessussss.
2. It gives u ur 1st singing lesson: mmmmm,
owwwww, awwhh.
3. It makes u a natural competitor: fast,
faster, faster faster.
4. U announce ur own obituary: yeee ah! Ur
killing me, am dying, oh am finished, gosh!
Am dead
5. Some babes suddenly turn terrorist:
scatter it, destroy it, dnt v mercy juz tear it.
6. It makes u respectful: gve it 2 me pls, pls
am begging pls pls
7. It brings out d loyalty in u: i luv u, u r d
owner, no1 else, u r d best.
8. It turns some into beggers: yea pls dnt
stop, dont stop juz continue pls.
9. U go come dey answer d call of ur
ancestors wey no1 else go hear except u:
yes im coming, am cooooomming, am cooooooooooming


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